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The Worst Pick-Up Line Ever
2005-01-12
4:10 p.m.

THE WORST PICK-UP LINE EVER THROWN AT ME, OR PROBABLY ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.

(Spoken by a scraggily guy with two sons whilst I shopped at Dollar General.)

"What's your name--I think I've seen you before. Do you go to bars?"

And then...

"Hey, I'm going to embarrass my son, but he said you're really cute."

Yeah, right. Six-year-olds are generally hot after middle-aged women. I mean, what was this skank thinking; that I was just going to drop my toilet paper and hop on him?

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